All Chino Hills precincts have reported making it official: February has once again finished 12th on Rankman’s annual ranking of months.
Order of merit:
- April (Masters\Rankman’s birthday\Hitler offed self)
- June (also Alice Cooper’s favorite month because, you know, school’s out)
- July (trashy novels at beach while sipping umbrella drinks under an umbrella)
- May (merry month and, unlike February, easy to say and spell)
- March (NCAA Tournament, favorite month for dimes)
- November (college football rivalries trump Kennedy assassination)
- January (naive hope of better times to come)
- December (Boxing Day, college bowl picks, Charlie Brown Christmas Special)
- August (too many nightmares involving Pop Warner practice, Hiroshima and Manson Family)
- October (um, Columbus didn’t discover America)
- September (back to school…February’s bastard child)
- February (shortest\longest month)
Disingenuous congratulations to the Carolina Panthers and Golden State Warriors for their fabulous so-far seasons.
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